holy shit there was a shooting today at the center we went to for the mockingbird play last night (x)
gf: Come over
me: i can’t i’m skiing
gf: I have dog treats
i’ve got ACT testing today
i’m gonna be in a room with like 30 kids for five hours
and my dad signed me up for the writing part
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
the desolation of desolation of smaug by marciana
"Can I get a photo of just you?"
"You can have 87 billion"
and then we had a photo shoot
kc’s been all over national news lately because of the serial shootings and the fuckin chimps escaping
come to kansas city